Sweet Nothings and No-Ones

Episode 29; This Episode's about Mass Debating

This week's episode involves a great debate or rather a lot of little debates! Jake and Jared argue and discuss a range of topics and which side they're on including; Samsung Versus Apple, Pizza Versus Pasta, Which is the best Hollywood Chris, and so on!

 

Jake Vine this week tell's a gripping tale of a torrid, New York, gay love story, or is it just the Tinder Swindler but Yaaas Kween? You'll have to listen to find out.

 

Tangents include; Jojo Siwa's takeover, Tiktok Pop, Froyo, Coyote Ugly and Road Runner, Harass-lighting, Bisexual tennis, Frat Pack, Confectionary Game Shows, Bird Bullies, Lego,  The Pumpkin Variants, Jurassic Park, The Rupert Paradigm Shift, Sca-Jo's filmography, Mark Ruff & Daniel Radcliffe. 

 

Jake also airs his gripes with Tesla drivers, pickleball, real angry birds and well you'll have to listen to hear the rest! Someone's woken up on the wrong side of the bed today!

Episode 28; Daddy, I want a Golden Flute

This week's episode continues our True Crime Stories with Jared telling the tale of Edwin Rist and The Feather Thief!

 

We'll be trying to move away from last week's emotional discourse on the state of the world, and more into the state of Jared's car and Jake's milkshakes.

 

Tangent's include; Puke boi, Pods of whales, Uber chats, Unfollowing celebrities, Dan Rath, Whistleblowers, Salt in a milkshake, Viennetta, Dylan's Candy Store, American Chocolate, and more.

 

Remember to follow our Instagram @Sweetnothingspod to follow all the random memes and moments!

Episode 27; Is your Ignorance Blissing?

This week's theme is True Crime, but it was such a huge recording sesh, that we've split it into two eps!!

 

First up Jared discusses all things Australian fashion week for their Jarried Away filled with Ugmos and Blobfish and then Jake delves into the harrowing cold case of The Murder of JonBenét Ramsey. 

 

Tangents include; American Idol Versus Australian Idol singles, Dumpster Diving, Will Ferell's comedy, Jared's single life, Overusing someone's name in conversation, Giving Anna Faris her flowers, the importance of Mean Girls and more.

 

Lastly, Part 1 ends on a deep discussion about privilege, adversity and how different people approach the wake of systemic imbalances. Our hosts discuss parental abuse, generational trauma, the pressures put on young children, apathy versus empathy, and the power of awareness.

 

If you like Feathers, Fly-Fishing and Flutes - Then listen to our Part 2 of True Crime coming next week! The crime is wild, and the reason behind it is even wilder! WILD!!!!

 

Episode 21; I hate people sometimes

Gays, Theys, Ladies & Babies, today's episode allows our Sweet No-ones to air their gripes and express all their biggest pet peeves! Jake and Jared dive headfirst into all the rude, loud, annoying, frustrating, smelly, inconsiderate, repetitive, neverending minutiae of our human existence. 

 

Warm chocolate breath, toxic masculinity, the MCU, gendered clothing for children, generational entitlement, reintroducing yourself over and over, returning tupperware, the list goes on from the littlest actions to the deepest ideas!

 

For My Little Jake Vine this week, Jake tells the very litigious tale of a Floral Fraud. A hard-hitting (not really) exposé (not really) about a con artist florist (really!) who Jake had a run in with a few years ago!

 

So whether you're visiting Moira's Rose's Garden or playing the harmonica by the River Ting, we'll leave you wondering; Do you ever think about your parents masturbating? 

Episode 22; Freaked out, Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional

It's time to slay kweens with a dank new episode of SNAN and it's all about New Slang from Af to Gen Z!

Lolcats, Leet speak, Red Pilling, Bussies, Bangers & Stans. Jake and Jared walk and talk through all the new words and terms they're too old to use, but still maybe do! After searching through the internets, they have brought you some answers to all those unknown words the kids use, especially all you Millenials and up!

Jared get's truly Jarried Away with their adoration for the seminal mobile phone game Angry Birds - every, single, angry, detail!

And Jake & Jared round off the episode with some of their own slang words; ETPH, Womb time and more! 

So remember to Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girl boss & Ghost your way through life friends! And don't forget to follow the pod on instagram @Sweetnothingspod

SNAN You Later!

Episode 26; Iconic Character Actor Martha Martindale

Mind Meld into our theme of sexxxxxxxxxxxx - but don't you yuck someone's yum!

 

Jake tells the story of the accidental orgy and Jared tells the story of sex on the beach, not the cocktail! After a brief little snack run, this week's Jake Vine delves into the debauched world of American Summer Camps and the unlikely nymphomaniac that went missing.

 

Tangents Include; Word Association, Kirsten Dunst and her filmography, Page Master, Margo Martinale (Not Martha Jake!), Scooby Doo, Pretty Little Liars, Marx Brothers, Nicky Minaj's lyrics, Crabs, Red Lobster, Cheesecake factory, taking loads and more!

 

Don't get your Jon Paul, Sean Paul and John Paul Gaultier confused this week - it's time to laugh and weeze with your pals! 

 

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Episode 25; The Real Housewives of Wherever the Fuck

We're a little late with this week's episode, but that doesn't mean it isn't a goodie! Today we're talking job interviews, auditions and all the eternal stress that comes with them! 

 

Jake tells the story of a job interview for a Family Portrait studio with the human version of an underworld demonic gatekeeper named Joanne. Jared does an audition they unfortunately cannot forget; What was worse, their performance or what they did to their stomach lining?

 

Tangents include; Still being called a F*ggot, Obligatory awkward small talk, Jake's new diagnosis, The Dictator, Energy vampires, The eternal disagreement about Reality TV, The importance of having a Fortress of Solitude, myth busters, Dresden Dolls, Vigilantism, JoJo Siwa's current culture evolution from the Tasmanian Devil, the battle of Nickelback Vs Mumford & Sons and the iconcic vocal queen we forgot... JoJo (not Siwa).

Episode 24; Tone & Confusing Diction

This week's ep is very Singy Songy as we bring you our most loved female vocalists! Jake's peaking and belting and singing his lil heart out today! 

 

Jake and Jared discuss their favourite female vocalists, discussing their tones, their differences, why we love them, why we look up to them and why they're pivotal to us! 

 

For this week's Jake Vine, Jake tell's the gossip story we received from a listener about a web of love in Adelaide. Expect many names and much drama! 

 

Tangents include; Incidental awkwardness, Big coffee, April Fools Day, Slender Man, Back to Black, The movies of Jack O'Connell, Blank Cheque, Making that Eagle over a Canyon noise, and The Brit School!

 

So do your vocal warmups, It's time for the Macy Gray Parade in Sandi Thom Territory! 

Vocalists include but are not limited to The Holy Trinity of Voice; Celine, Mariah & Whitney,  Beyoncé, Aretha, Adele, Kelly Clarkson, Tina Turner, Christina, Diana Ross, Renee Rapp, Jessie J, Yebba, Tori Kelly, Jasmine Sullivan, Minnie Ripperton, Callie Day, Nina Symone, Billie holiday, Etta James, Alicia Keys, Ella Fitzgerald, Jennifer Hudson, nicole Scherzinger, Cynthia Erivo, Ariana Grande, Demi Lovato, Lauryn Hill, Fantasia, Brandy, Hayley Williams, Alessia Cara, 5th Harmony, Destiny’s Child, En Vogue, Hayley Williams, Katy Perry, Leona Lewis, Frances Quinlan, Lizzie Hale, Nina Hagen, Nicki Minaj, Tank, Tierra Whack, Gabriel, Macy Gray, Kate Bush, Stars on 54, Amy Winehouse, Duffy, Anastasia, Björk, Alanis, Paloma Faith, Sia, Lana del ray, Grimes, St Vincent, Florence Welch, Nora Jones, Corinne Bailey Rae, Maggie Rogers, Ellie Goulding, Imogen Heap, Feist, Celeste, Kimbra, Billie Eilish, Sara Bareilles, Zee Avi, Regina Spector, Emiliana Torinni, Tina Arena, Eliott, Missy Higgins, Thelma Plum, Montaigne, Megan Mac, Ngairee, Robyn, Jackie O, Lisa Mitchell, Natasha Beddingfield, PJ Harvey, Fiona Apple, Coco Rosie, Fever Ray, Roisin Murphy, Christina Vidal, Christina Millian, Christina Parie, Christina Perri, Dami Im, Linda Perry, Colby Callait, Sandy Thom, KT Tunstall, The Veronicas, Sister2Sister, Amber Riley, Esperanza Spaulding, Patti Lupone, Audra McDonald, Lea Salonga, Bernadette Peters, Elain Stritch, Alice Ripley and Carol King!

 

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Episode 23; Previously on Urban Legends

Grab the bagels & coffee, it's time for a new episode of SNAN and today we're sharing some spooky Australian Urban Legends. 

 

Jake and Jared explore the sinister tale of the Picnic at Hanging Rock, the possibility of the Lithgow Panther, Australia's favourite swimming Prime Minister Harold Holt and the ever so adorable Drop Bears. 

 

Jake finally concludes talking about his birthday party and for Jarried Away, Jared gets quite excited about their love of Kaiju; think Godzilla, Kong, Mothra, etc. 

 

Tangents include; Punch and Judy, The etymology of names, Anne Geddes, two Jews trying to work out Easter, Standoms, Crossover movies, the underrated Tom Hardy, Jared's hair and more! 

 

Enjoy! And please remember to follow us on Instagram @Sweetnothingspod

Episode 20; Make love with a stranger

Ooooo, it's a chunky boi! The good, the bad and the fugly world of dating apps.

This week we've got; Cruising and cruises, gay beats, dogging and the hanky code! Tiny threesome’s with Polly Pocket and Mighty Max (makes sense!), hetroflexibles... yes, it's a thing! Gaslighting, Ghosting and Lovebombing (oh my!) Insta-lurkers and being left on ‘read’...Boooo. And you heard it here first, Jake denounces cannibalism and is Jared attracted to the claymation abomination that is Gumby?! 

Jake reveals the sad side to dating as a photographer and Jared settles the score with their past and regails us with a dating horror story that just won’t quit. We also get Jarried Away with an impassioned rant about one of their favourite musicians, Mike Patton.

Our No-ones reflect on romance, love and heartbreak. Is it possible to find love on the apps? Let's all find out!

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